Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Update.
My personal computer refuses to boot. I am in the process of data recovery and building a new rig and will be back within a week or two. I don't feel comfortable posting to my blog otherwise. Thanks for understanding and I'll see you all soon!
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Drama, where art thou?
Well week 3 is now completed for me as of this afternoon. I must say that this week was way worse in terms of labor and customer volume, though my attitude didn’t follow suit, minus my brush with death. It was even busier, especially the last two days, like that is even possible, but I didn’t hate every single second that I spent there. It has a lot to do with a guy I’m working with. He’s really lax with the rules when it comes to me and we joke around and laugh quite a bit. Don’t get me wrong, I still do have my moments that send me down the path of rage, but this dude can tell and instantly gets me rolling with some stupid anecdote or another.
Plus,
they really are babying me there. They know I will not hesitate to tell them
all to fuck off and march out on a whim’s notice. I have been perfectly frank
with everyone and they know I just won’t put up with all the added bullshit that
I witness other people succumbing to every day. I told them what will work for
me and if it won’t work for them, let’s not waste each other’s time. Simple.
And it seems to be working really well.
For
instance, I was told I’d get a non-changing schedule. I was telling the
assistant GM one day that I was really looking forward to having tomorrow off
because I made plans and was leaving town. He wasn’t sure if I was kidding or
not and told me to check the schedule. I told him I didn’t have to because the GM
(let’s call him Roy) stated that my hours and days off were not
interchangeable.
When
I got time, I went back to check quick and sure as shit I didn’t have the next
day off. When I came back all I said was, “I’m really not happy about this. You
guys are already breaking our agreement.” I was kidding but he didn’t know
that. Fuck it, I can wait another day and it really wasn’t any big deal to me.
About thirty minutes later, Roy approached me and said, “I’m really sorry. I
spaced this week but it won’t happen again. Nick (assistant GM, let’s call him
that) said he would cover the morning shift so you can go ahead and take
tomorrow off.”
I
was really surprised because at any other place they would likely tell you to
go fuck yourself, not in those terms but the same basic context, and to show up
or don’t come back. It’s just that they are SO desperate for competent help
right now that they actually have to honor our deal. I wasn’t an asshole about
it or anything and just said, “Nah, that’s okay. I can leave Friday after work
instead. I was just going for a day and everyone else will be there the whole
weekend, so it’s no big deal.” And it wasn’t. But from that point forward I
will guarantee you I have my set days off, unless they ask me first.
Another
thing, and this is the best part, is that they always try super hard to get me
out of the restaurant when my scheduled shift is over. When the clock hits 2 pm
they tell me, “Okay, you can head out. Have a good day.” I always stay over to keep
cooking, help clean and restock because I’m not a total dickhead. It’s just
that I have that option to get the hell out of that soul sucking pit should I
ever choose to or need to. Before, no matter who you were, minus management of
course, you stayed and were God damn expected to until every single shred of
work was completed. Sometimes you would need to stay 2-3 hours after your shift
ended. It’s so awesome having the option to just bolt. I love it. So rather than
thinking, “Oh my fucking Lord when will I ever get to leave” now it’s, “Shit, I
can leave as soon as I feel like it!” So great.
One
more cook quit and another has been sick. It’s the one that tried to kill me by
giving me the tilapia flu, and get this; he’s out because of a respiratory
illness. Talk about instant karma. Like I stated last post, I don’t hold any
ill will towards him but at least he got to somewhat experience what it’s like
not being able to breathe with no control over it. The dude who quit was a
really cool guy but not the greatest cook. I really liked the short while I
worked with him though and am glad to have known him.
I
just can’t believe how bad this place is screwed in terms of cooks. I guess I
shouldn’t be surprised because it truly sucks ass and maybe the corporate
geniuses will finally have to figure out how to fix the shortage rather than
just sit back, make stupid ass policies that don’t work worth shit, and
actually have to pay their workers a decent wage. Like I’ve typed before, I’ve
worked in several other fields, and this type of work is the only one that
comes close to demanding, overloading rather, labor with a minimal wage. I’m
glad it’s finally coming to light that this profession fucking sucks and you
can’t treat people like this forever. Like I said, I don’t even get offered my
guaranteed by law break, which is fine with me, though no one else does either.
I don’t get off of my feet for even a second and barely have time to get a
glass of water, let alone actually finish it before it’s warm. Yeah, I know,
boohoo, poor me.
So
anyways, Roy did also say I would be evaluated and have my wage adjusted
accordingly after two weeks. Well today marked three so I made sure to tell him
early this morning that I needed a quick minute or two with him before I left
for the day. After all, he was only fifteen feet away, cooking on the other
side. That’s also epic. The GM of a store is needed to do labor that is
obviously beneath him because he can’t keep help. He gets to see firsthand the
shit we dredge through each day and I’m quite sure it has adjusted his
appreciation for what we do.
I
sneak over to him on my way out and make it real fast. I say, “You said I would
be re-evaluated after two weeks and it’s been three. We can make this fast,
just tell me what you had in mind.” Nope. Can’t be that simple or easy, and he
tells his partner he’s going to the office for a few minutes. We stroll back
there, which wasn’t needed as far as I’m concerned. He asks me what I’m making
now and guesses on a number. It’s wrong. I tell him, “No, no, no. That’s not
correct. You said I’d be starting at $XX.XX per hour. He looks it up on the
computer and well what do you know, he’s paying me less than we agreed upon.
I
let out this big, “Ugh!” and he knows I’m not happy. He says he’ll call the
regional manager and get it straightened out immediately. I ask if the
adjustment will be reflected on my check and he says no but they will pay me in
cash to compensate. He then whips out his phone and calls the regional manager.
Holy shit this guy is efficient! After he leaves a message he asks me about my
elevated wage.
I
say, “I know I’m not as good as I was before just yet, but I also know I’m
almost there. I think I’m doing really well considering my lapse and it’s only
been three weeks.” He agrees. Now I know this isn’t common and they are in a
real jam, and I do have a heart, so I meagerly ask for a free meal per day. He
says that it’s not that simple with food and ponders for a bit. He then says,
“How about fifty cents?” I visibly grimace and shake my head when he interrupts
me saying, “Do you want more?” What? Did the commander of a corporate sweatshop
just ask a subordinate if he wanted more? Wow, this is truly an amazing day,
one for the record books for sure. I start laughing because what he said out
loud was incredibly ludicrous. I shrugged as to say, “What do you think?”
I
go on to state that I feel a higher wage is justifiable because I’m not
long-term. I say, “I’m only here over the summer, if even that, so I don’t
think it’s out of the question for a substantial increase because it’s not
going to be a set wage, only temporary in the grand scheme.” He retorts that
he’ll give me a one dollar per hour increase plus I get a free meal each shift
I work. Well…what the heck is going on…all I wanted was the free meal
initially. I would have been satisfied with that, but since you’re going to go
above and beyond that, now at this point in our conversation, for some reason,
hell yeah I’ll take it. I happily agree and thank him sincerely for the
increase and perk.
So
after three weeks of working here, I am currently making $4.00 more dollars per
hour and I also get a free meal each and every shift I work; and I didn’t make
a shitty wage at the last place either. I mean, I am truly miserable here
currently and will remain so until I choose to leave, but it would be no
different from my last restaurant except for the aforementioned upgrades. Plus,
if I decide to stay longer than ninety days, I will receive a discounted health
coverage package that includes not only medical, but dental and vision as well.
All
in all, I’m very glad I made the decision to switch. It also gives me great
satisfaction knowing those idiots are struggling every day without me. There is
still and open interview advertisement running in our local newspaper, so I
would confidently assume they still haven’t been able to secure any help.
Ha-ha! Suck on that you dumb nerds. If you hadn’t been such dickholes I may
still be there.
Next
post I’m going to go into the whole prep cook versus being a line cook. Today,
which was the busiest day I’ve seen here since I’ve been back, our prep cooks
were bitching the whole day about how bad their jobs are and how much extra
crap they have to do. I came in at 6 am sharp and got a quick smoke at 7:30 am,
and that was pushing it. The KM told me to go now or just concede to the
reality that I won’t be getting one at all. I took his offer and pounded one
down, and thank God I took advantage of his kindness. We had full boards of
tickets on both sides with absolutely no intermission whatsoever until I left.
It was fucking crazy! Each board will hold approximately twenty tables per
side, so forty tables of customers for seven hours straight. The table
turnovers are perfected there for maximum volume and profit. If you get behind
for even a few minutes with a full house and waiting lines, you can kiss your
ass goodbye and are buried with basically no redemption possible. Yeah, so much
fun with no pressure at all. =)
Anyways, last time I worked here and I heard a
prep cook bitch about something, I pulled him up on line with me and trained
him as I would a common line cook applicant. I didn’t try to intimidate him or
ride him extra hard; just a normal, “Here’s what it’s really like to cook up
here” session. I let him go back into the prep area after only two hours and he
NEVER complained again. Don’t get me wrong, prep can suck, but in this place
it’s transferring from circle 1 of hell into circle 9. For next time, in
another day in the life of a line cook.
Friday, June 7, 2013
Anaphylaxis. Free of charge!
I’ve written about my fish allergies before. I’ve had to live with the awful reactions all of my adult life. I always inform my co-workers and kindly ask them to please be careful. I understand that mistakes can happen and it’s easy to forget such a miniscule thing if it doesn’t affect you personally. I get it. It’s my problem and no one else’s. That’s one of the reasons why I humbly request that I am allowed a personal spatula, knife, and towel. Don’t touch any of those during my shift and everything should be peachy. Another reason is because most people I’ve worked with are complete slobs, though the allergy still has significant merit.
I’ll
just give you a quick example of my reaction severity. Let’s say another cook
grabs a piece of salmon and places it on the grill, broiler, in a pan;
whatever. He then goes and rinses his hands under water. When he comes back, he
grabs my spatula to flip something else. I then grab that spatula, and even
though he rinsed his hands off, within sixty seconds my hands begin to itch.
Within another sixty they begin to turn red with blotches and hives make their
evil presence known. Now here’s the thing. If I happened to touch another part
of my body before the initial sixty seconds of detection, now that area is also
affected. So before I know it, I could potentially have spread it to other
parts of my body. This sucks very much so because the allergic reaction keeps
progressing until the hives actually begin to burn and hurt. So now I’m itchy,
red, bumpy, burning, and all around uncomfortable. This was from one little
error. So, please, please, do not touch my working utensils. Feel free to make
use of the forty other ones around the kitchen.
Tuesday,
my co-workers got to see firsthand what happens when I come in contact with
even the littlest amount of that type of product. I was just cooking away as
normal when all of a sudden I noticed my eye was irritated. When this happens,
an internal alarm goes off inside my brain. I’ve probably been exposed to fish
somehow and happened to touch my face. Okay, think, how did this happen? I just
washed my hands and wiped my face with the wet paper towel from the dispenser.
What happened before that? It seems my co-worker had pulled out a bunch of
tilapia (gross) from the freezer and placed them in the walk-in cooler to thaw.
He then washed his hands. I must have got it from the residue on the handle,
that’s all I can think of, and yes, that is enough to begin the whole terrible
ordeal. Even though I washed with soap, I still had to touch the faucet knob
after the fact. Had I turned off the water with the paper towel, like we’re
supposed to, I still would have wiped my face with it. Boom, solved.
Okay,
no big deal. I will just take this opportunity to delicately remind everyone of
my situation. Please be careful when touching fish. Thank you. I just leave it
at that. The thing that really pisses me off is that everyone should already
know about safe restaurant practices when it comes to preparing food. We have
designated tongs to handle seafood, chicken, and beef. The other thing is that
you are required to put on a pair of disposable gloves before handling these
specific types of food. Customers come with all types of allergies, not just
me, and cross-contamination is a serious issue. It’s just good health practice
to follow this basic procedure.
So
now I have to finish my shift with an itchy and extremely swollen eye. And,
yes, it’s very noticeable. I have no reason for concern other than it takes
three to four hours after I’ve flushed it out to subside. Now I look like I’ve
been punched in the face and it’s not flattering on me. The cook apologizes
about fifty times as he can now understand, visually, that I’m not full of
shit. I’m not mad at him because like I stated before, I don’t expect everyone
to cater to me and it’s easy to forget if you’re not affected. Alrighty, we got
that out of the way, now they all know! Shouldn’t be a problem again.
To
go into further precautions, the KM announces that any of our fish items that
need to be prepared have to go to the opposite side of the kitchen from where
I’m working. This shouldn’t be an inconvenience because we normally only cook
like maybe two or three fish dishes during my scheduled hours. Plus, I can
always take a few tickets from the other side to even it out should they need
to do this. The positive thing is now everyone is aware, will possibly be more
careful, and will leave my shit alone, plus they got to learn something new
that day and with an excellent observed demonstration. Ya, we all win!
Fast
forward to the VERY NEXT FUCKING DAY. I’m working with the same
cook that innocently caused my reaction. We are getting crushed and he begins
to start falling behind on his side. I jump over to help him out on his grills when all of
a sudden he removes the lid from a covered item and this huge plum of vapor
hits me squarely in the face. To my utter dismay, it was tilapia. I snap back
once I realize what just happened, but it’s too late, my lungs are now full of
that wonderful mist. I yelled out in disbelief, “Ben!” and look at him with my
face in awe. He replies, “Oh, fuck, I forgot!” I can surely see how as it was
all of a whopping twenty-four hours ago since the last episode. Yes, I should have looked, but dude, you could have maybe given me a little warning. Oh my fucking
God! This is bad.
Within
a minute I can feel my chest begin to tighten. “Oh no, oh shit, oh dear God” I
think to myself. The process is beginning. Another minute passes and I am
starting to have problems breathing. A few more minutes later and I can only
take shallow breaths. I freak the fuck out and run into the prep area. The
bakery manager sees me choking and comes to see what’s happening. I am having
trouble talking but manage to briefly explain what’s going on. I can literally
only get out a couple of words before I need to gasp in a fresh breath. She
gets the GM and he starts asking me questions on what to do or how he can help.
He tells me to go outside to get some fresh air. WTF! Are you kidding me!?
My
heart rate is beginning to skyrocket as I can feel my fucking ears begin to
pulse and my head is getting tingly. I become increasingly dizzy as the seconds
tick by. I am on the verge of passing out either because my blood pressure just
bottomed out or because my blood oxygen level is depleting, not to mention I am
shaking violently from sheer terror and panic. The voice in my head is screaming, "OMG! Is this really happening!? Am I going into shock!?" I plop right down there on the
ground in the back. I try to calm myself down and try to take slow and as deep of breaths I can. If I pass out, these guys will never figure out what to do
and I’ll likely die, AT WORK, and in a place that I HATE! I’m not going out
like this. No fucking way.
Employees
begin to swarm around me like bees all wondering what the commotion is. The GM
instructs someone to call 911. I grab his arm and tell him,
“get…me…to…the…hospital.” He scoops me up and out the door we go. Luckily the
restaurant is located right off the interstate and the emergency room is maybe
a five minute drive away. He takes off like a bat out of hell as I lay slumped
over in his passenger seat. Within a minute I noticeably can feel myself coming
out of my pass out phase. The fresh air must be helping or maybe I’m calmer as
I now know I will be getting aid shortly. I still can’t breathe very well and
am coughing violently but my head is beginning to clear and I am not so dizzy
anymore.
We
pull up at the ER doors and he fucking goes running in without me like a track
superstar. A few moments later, two ladies come racing out as I’m about half
way from the car to the doors. Jesus, he must have told them I was dead. They
help me inside and into a room and start drilling me with questions. I am able to tell them what is going on and one begins to prepare a shot of some sort. I see the syringe and am pretty sure of what’s inside, because I have one
at home for emergencies. It’s called an epipen and I go and get a new one every
year.
They begin to get this breathing machine ready when the doc enters. He tells
them not to worry about that and after maybe ten seconds, he injects me. The ER must not see much action
because I was the guest of honor for sure. There were so many people around me
if even just to observe.
I
begin to come around in no time at all. Within five minutes I am 100% better
than I was. The doc asks me some questions pertaining to what happened and
gives me some information. I tell him that I do have an injector at home though
only take it with me on trips or leisurely locations like camping and such. He
explains to me, and I do already know, that the shot is designed to be able to be
carried on my person at ALL times.
I
wholeheartedly fucking agree. I’ve never had a reaction this severe and will
gladly keep the injector within a minute’s grasp, whether in my vehicle or duct
taped to my damn waist. He demonstrates where and how to give myself the
injection and in any remotely close situation, administer the shot and seek
immediate medical attention. Don’t try to drive myself to the ER and to call
911, no matter how much better I feel. He gives me the go ahead to leave fairly
quickly after my improvements.
We
roll back to the restaurant and I explain that I’m just going home. I’m too
embarrassed to go back inside and the GM concurs. This guy looks pale as hell,
even more than me. I think he nearly had a heart attack over the whole
situation. I make it home with no problems and just chill out the rest of the
night. Shortly before I’m getting ready for bed, I get a call from the
restaurant. I answer it and it’s the GM. He wants to know if I’m still okay. I
tell him I feel fine and not to worry. I’ll be able to work tomorrow.
I
show up yesterday day for work and everyone wants to hear the drama filled
story and I joke around and try to play light of it. One of the servers said
it’s not funny because when she saw me on the floor, my skin was turning bluish
gray. She really thought I was going to die. I agreed and thanked her for her
concern, but I’m okay. I just don’t really like all the attention. I do
appreciate the sentiments, believe me I do, but I’d rather forget the whole
thing even happened. And to clarify, I do not blame the cook who pulled the lid up and exposed the vapor. It wasn't his fault as I should have been more aware when going over to his section. It was an accident and I will take responsibility, but come on.
The
assistant GM was personally going around telling people that there is a
corporate representative coming next week for mandatory education for all store
employees and he needs their signatures to verify that they were instructed of
such. We will all be required to do the training, of course, on food safety, in
shifts and pass a test. Fuck, now everyone is going to be grumpy with me
because I almost died. Man, I truly am selfish. In all honesty, I don’t believe
I would have expired, though am very satisfied with how that particular event
concluded. I don’t think I’ve ever been more terrified in my lifetime.
Well,
I’m going to go ahead and end this here and hope to never write of a similar
experience again. Until we meet again, in another day in the life of a line
cook.
Monday, June 3, 2013
Week 2 completed. Outlook is bleak.
I really don’t have much to add so far. Week 2 ended yesterday with no real drama to speak of other than a customer having a heart attack while dining. I was on my way out when I was passed by a couple of EMTs with a stretcher. I didn’t stick around to see how the situation resolved. Hopefully the gentleman is alright. I’m sure I’ll find out tomorrow.
The
episode did bring back a sad memory of an older man who died on the sidewalk
right outside the door of the first restaurant I ever worked at. It was awful
seeing him lying motionless on the ground and no one could help him, his wife
sobbing while kneeling by his side.
And
on the same subject, a woman in her early 40’s died in one of the factories I
worked at too. The supervisors tried to resuscitate her but could not. She was
also just lying there without any kind of response. It was later concluded she
had a heart defect and was dead before she even hit the ground. It’s really
tragic and a bit frightening to think that in a split second, it can all be
over. Even though I hate my job, I do love life.
Anyways,
enough with the drivel. As I wrote before, there really isn’t any drama to
bitch about. All of the servers are either sweethearts or cool as hell. They
can all get spastic during the stressful times, but so does everyone else in
general. My fellow co-cooks, the few that exist, are really swell people too.
Since we are so ungodly understaffed, there isn’t a mass of idiots to piss me
off. I basically cook by myself until one of the two other day cooks comes in
for the day. There should actually be at least four more but this place can’t keep
competent help either. When I worked here last time there were eight of us just to
cover the morning shifts, and we’d still run short once in awhile.
There are some really retarded changes that
the all-knowing corporate dumb shits decided to switch around that make it even
harder to do an already incredibility difficult job. Last time I was here it
was a privately owned franchise so we had plenty of wiggle room on how we chose
to do certain things so long as we followed the core principles. Now it’s run
by people who make the policies and really have no idea how to do the jobs as
efficiently as a veteran.
One
thing that really annoys me is how we are required to cook at all times when
there are only two cooks on. I briefly explained our kitchen set up in the last
post; it’s essentially two lines in one, just mirrored. Back in the day, there
would be two and sometimes three of us on the one side of the line. This worked
exceedingly well as we could cover all the stations with ease and hammer out
some serious food. Everyone could back each other up if need be. Now it’s
corporate policy that if there are only two cooks working, there has to be one
on each side with both cooking solo. It’s so stupid.
Two
good cooks can easily pound out considerably more food and in much quicker time
with double the tickets on one side. But no, let’s make it harder because they
think it’s more efficient. That part really pisses me off. In theory it sounds
like a good idea, but in reality it doesn’t work at all, but they apparently
refuse to believe so, therefore that’s how we have to do it. If any of those
dickheads would actually test it out, they would see it blows and food ends up
taking longer.
Another
thing is that some people work fine solo or with a teammate, while others are
terrible solo and only good with a teammate. So when you get a partner that
sucks ass by himself or herself, you have to pick up the extra slack from the
other side and it increases you workload by volumes. It’s much easier to help
out a person who is right beside you than running back and forth to the other
side to help start food, plate, or even to just take tickets from their
printer. I’ve tried to squeeze that rule aside and the moment a manager sees
two of us cooking together, they break that shit up immediately. So I’ve
successfully tested that law and it is indeed set in stone.
An
additional bitch of mine is the smoke break routine. Yeah, I know it’s a
disgusting habit and I’m actually trying to cut back and eventually quit. As
I’ve stated many times before, I just need like maybe three to four minutes to
grab a few puffs and get away from the evil printers and then I’m good to go
for hours on end. We can no longer use the back doors (there are two) to go
outside. They have to remain closed and locked unless you’re taking out garbage
or there is an incoming delivery. Some assholes messed this up because they
were going out to smoke sometimes twice an hour so now that’s policy too, and
they don’t even work here anymore.
So
now we have to go through the pantry, out into the dining room, through the
waiting area, and then eventually out the door leading to sweet freedom. After
another two minute trek around the building you finally reach the employee
parking lot, where we are allowed to smoke. Said parking lot is all of five
feet away from one of the back doors. You could go out to smoke and be back
within literally three minutes if we were granted access, but nope.
The
other thing that sucks about this ordeal is sometimes you have to plow through
like fifty people standing in the waiting area, all the way though the doorway,
and piled up down the sidewalk for about twenty feet, all wanting a table. I
always put on a smile to seem friendly while walking past customers and hold the
door open on my way out, but if it’s been a busy morning/day, my uniform is
generally covered in all of the shit that was flying around throughout the
shift, and that just can’t look good. No to mention I smell like smoke and
grease within an hour of entering the kitchen, so I’m sure that is offensive as
well.
The
other day I made eye contact with an older bird. I was reaching to open the
door for her and the bitch rams me with it and just looks at me with a scowl on
her face and walks by. I wanted to put her head through the fucking glass, but
of course it was only a fantasy which would never come to be realized. I’m sure
she complained about her food or something too, dumb cunt. Hit me with a door
when I’m not working you old bat and you may trip and fall down, probably not
but I can dream, plus I could have at least yelled at her. Some people just
don’t deserve to live. How servers deal with people like this on a daily basis
I will never know.
Anyways,
so rather than just hop out and back in super quickly, it’s a task to get out
and back in. Normally I will just go out right before the rush begins and then
that’s it for the day. I’m tired of trying to meander through the sea of
patrons both ways. So I’ve accepted that fact also.
So
far, the only time I’ve been pissed off at a co-worker is when we were getting
creamed all damn day and there was a super tiny lull in the orders. He told me
to hurry up and go smoke. I declined after I looked out into the entry way and
seen it was packed wall to wall. I told him to go ahead and that I’ll just wait
until I get off for the day, hopefully six hours from then. This dude is a
faster smoker than me and he has always understood the sense of urgency to get
your ass back to the line because we are about to get crushed at any given
moment. This doesn’t dawn on him this time for some reason.
He
first goes to the bathroom to take a dump. Yeah, gross. Do that shit (pun
intended) at home. I can understand if someone needs to take a quick piss but
not plop down on the pot for ten minutes in a community toilet. That’s just
disgusting, but maybe that’s just me. After his discharge, he asks me if he can
use my lighter. Fucker better had washed his hands. I hastily give it to him
and tell him to hurry up. Ten more minutes pass by and I’m getting so backed up
with orders there is no way I can drop all of the food. He comes back in
laughing and goofing around with one of the waitresses. Fuckin’ dickhead. Now we
are completely buried and we’re both one step behind for the next four hours or
so. That one little instance fucked us up entirely. It’s bad enough that you
always, and I mean always, have a few orders throughout the whole shift. You
literally never stop cooking until someone takes over for you and you can go
for the day. It sucks immensely more when you don’t do your best to ensure you
can keep up. Playing “catch up” is nearly impossible during the busy times. So
that completely ruined my day.
I
leave for the day, again squeezing through loyal patrons and around the
building into the parking lot, and I finally reach my vehicle and whip out a
smoke. Ah, finally, after nearly seven hours of being smokeless, here comes
sweet relief. I go to retrieve my lighter out of my pocket and it is missing!
Oh my fucking God! That butthole didn’t give it back to me! Argh!! Now I have
to make a choice of trying to crawl through the mob of people to get my lighter
or just suffer on my twenty minute commute home.
If
you don’t have the misfortune of making the horrible choice to start smoking
you won’t understand the dilemma. When I leave for the day, the first thought
in my brain is that I finally get to smoke a cig. Now when this thought pops
into your mind, you cannot get it out of your head until you’ve had that evil
cigarette. So it’s maddening to a smoker when it gets delayed even just a
little bit, and even more infuriating when it’s because of a co-worker that
borrowed your lighter and didn’t return it and coincidentally previously had
already ruined your day. I decide to just suck it up and curse his name on my
drive home. Twenty minutes later I receive my toxic chemicals and all is right
in the world again, if even for only that short while.
Well
I guess it’s not hard for me to find something to bitch about after all. I’ll try to update more often if
the chance arises. It’s just the constant barrage of orders takes all of my
energy and I’m so damn tired when I get home. I don’t get a break and never sit
down so I don’t eat and it’s actually a challenge some days to get a glass of
water. There’s just no time. The place is so busy that it’s a non-stop race
each and every day. Every bit of slow time you have is used to restock or prep
your items and clean. It’s quite overwhelming at times but here I am anyways.
I’m going to end this here before it gets any longer and go enjoy the rest of
my day off. Until next time, in another day in the life of a line cook.
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